Fifteen stories about a photograph, a t-shirt, and the world that produced both. Diane Lane. Andy Warhol. Frank Zappa. The Factory. The Valley. The slogan that wouldn't die.
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The Photograph • Pillar
June 7, 1984. 860 Broadway. A nineteen-year-old actress, a "Nuke The Valley" t-shirt, and the most famous voyeur in the history of American art. The image that started everything.
02Culture
The San Fernando Valley as cultural target. The Zappa connection. The slogan tee tradition. Cold War subtext in three words.
Zappa
He wrote a song to destroy it. It became a celebration instead. The most misunderstood hit of the 1980s.
Warhol
The third Factory. Basquiat collaborations. Bulletproof doors. The space where the photograph was taken.
Film
Walter Hill's rock & roll fable. Box office bomb. Sledgehammer duels. Lane turning down Splash for this.
Diane Lane
She turned down Splash and Risky Business. Both films she chose bombed. She was nineteen and already a veteran.
Fashion
Westwood's DESTROY. Hamnett's CHOOSE LIFE. Frankie Say Relax. The cheapest, loudest form of protest ever invented.
Film
Jim Steinman's anthems. Willem Dafoe in leather. A film too strange for 1984 and too good to die.
Warhol
Over 130,000 photographs. Thousands of contact sheets. Stanford's archive of the most obsessive eye in art history.
Culture
Ventura Boulevard. The Sherman Oaks Galleria. The 2002 secession vote. Why the Valley has been LA's punchline for fifty years.
Warhol • Diane Lane
Photographed by Jean Pagliuso. Painted by Richard Bernstein. Published by Warhol. Her second cover. She was nineteen.
Film
Tom Cruise. Matt Dillon. Rob Lowe. Patrick Swayze. Emilio Estevez. Ralph Macchio. Diane Lane. One film, seven futures.
Zappa
A fourteen-year-old's bedroom impressions became a Top 40 hit and permanently branded the Valley as the capital of vapidity.
Warhol
Four locations. Twenty-four years. Silver walls, a shooting, Basquiat, and an MTV show. The complete history.
Fashion
From Nuke The Valley to Choose Life to the Ramones seal — ten legendary shirts that defined eras and are still available right now.
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